Sawyer's Music

Hi there folks. As you can tell by the picture on the top of this page..... I play a guitar.

Now on this page I'll be posting some lyrics to songs that me and my fan has made up together.

Her songs of course are a little intense and by that she's told me that some of them can be rude and can involve swearing. Really only her Disney one involves swearing and it's based off "The Little Mermaid" when Ariel sings "Part Of Your World".

I'll also try add some poems to this page so let's see if you can tell what is a song and what is a poem.

I might do songs and poems on separate pages, just like I do my news.

I'll give you an easy one to begin with so here we go:

My Uncle James was a terrible man.

He cooked his wife in the frying pan.

She's far too tender to bake or boil.

He cooked her up in peanut oil.

But sometime later, a month or more,

There came a knock on my Uncle's door.

A great green devil was standing there,

He caught my Uncle by the hair.

"Are you the Uncle that cooked his Wife and leads such a terrible wicked life"?

My Uncle yowed like an old tom cat,

But the devil took him for all of that.

So take a tip from my Uncle James.

Don't throw stones and don't call names.

Just be as good as best you can,

And don't cook Wives in the frying pan.

I hope you enjoyed that. They'll be more soon.